Dame's Coffee Joke

Tournament

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Semifinals
  • Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
  • What’s the opposite of coffee? Sneezy.
  • What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee? – A mugging!
  • What’s the best thing about Switzerland’s coffee? I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus!
Finals
  • Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
  • What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee? – A mugging!