Dame's Coffee Joke
Tournament
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Quarterfinals
- What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
- Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
- Where do birds go for a cup of joe? To the NESTcafe.
- What’s the opposite of coffee? Sneezy.
- What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee? – A mugging!
- Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland’s coffee? I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus!
- Like what’s a coffee bean’s favorite vacation destination? aRoma!
Semifinals
- What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
- Where do birds go for a cup of joe? To the NESTcafe.
- Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
- Like what’s a coffee bean’s favorite vacation destination? aRoma!
Finals
- What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
- Like what’s a coffee bean’s favorite vacation destination? aRoma!